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That’s My Jam #7: Dedicated to the $%^holes who shut down the gov’t

Another in my series to reclaim the phrase “That’s My Jam” from the kind of bozos who will tell you that Bangerz is a grand artistic achievement.

I couldn’t say it better myself, so I’ll let The Coup do it.

They got the TV / We got the truth

They own the judges / And we got the proof

We got hella people / They got helicopters

They got the bombs / And we got the, we got the

We got the guillotine / We got the guillotine, you better run

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We’re getting dumber by the second

"The Wicked Witch is just exercising her constitutional right of pre-emptive self-defense. Plus, Dorothy is from a flyover state. Does anyone really care what happens to her? Really?"

“The Wicked Witch is just exercising her constitutional right of pre-emptive self-defense. Plus, Dorothy is from a flyover state. Does anyone really care what happens to her? Really?”

Last weekend, the Fox News morning show had on Michelle Malkin to defend NRA president Wayne LaPierre’s press conference, followed by a segment explaining how Hollywood – and by extension, President Obama – is to blame for gun violence in America.

I look forward to Fox News morning show this weekend, when one of the flying monkeys will explain what a stand-up gal the Wicked Witch of the West is, right before the segment entitled, “Dorothy: That bitch has it coming (and her little dog, too).”

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Simple explanation for a simpleton

A wise man once said, “Stupid is as stupid does.”

If you say you like Rage Against the Machine but don’t like their leftist politics, you don’t really like Rage Against the Machine.

If you say you embrace the ideology of Ayn Rand but ignore a key component such as atheism, you don’t really embrace the ideology of Ayn Rand.

In each instance, it would be kind of like saying you’re a Christian, but you don’t really care for Jesus all that much.

Dumbass.

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A new hope?

Congratulations, Mayor Tyler. I genuinely admire the job you did as my state representative. Unfortunately, I have little hope that your election will lead to anything but a renewal of the Democratic good old boys club of Muncie, which brought us such winners as dimwitted con artist Pepper Cooper  and a complete resistance to any type public of smoking ban. I wish you the best, but I expect nothing but the worst.

Mayor McShurley, thank you for your service. This liberal, son of a UAW member felt odd voting for you not once, but twice, but I think in the end, you did a pretty damn good job. Mayor Canan’s inability to stand up to the firefighters’ union at a time of great budget concerns and the national economy gave you a shit sandwich to eat the second you stepped into office. I didn’t agree with everything you did, but I guarantee this city would be in dire straights had Jim “An original idea would give me a stroke” Mansfield had been elected. Good luck in your future endeavors. Muncie owes you more than it admits.

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Confusion

Anyone else remember when Newt Gingrich was a right-wing nut job and not the moderate face of the Republican party? “The modern GOP: Where being just to the right of Mussolini practically makes you a filthy, drum-beating, granola-eating liberal Occupy member.” And we’re just starting the presidential primary season …

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